The basic amenities aren't enough anymore. Regular coffee? Heck no, we want a soy caramel macchiato with a flavor shot of vanilla. Movies on DVD? Only if they're Blu-ray and include eight hours of outtakes, vignettes and making-of documentaries with director commentary. And umbrellas? We don't even want to hear about them unless they can fly us around, Mary Poppins-style.
Pouring It On
The basic amenities aren't enough anymore. Regular coffee? Heck no, we want a soy caramel macchiato with a flavor shot of vanilla. Movies on DVD? Only if they're Blu-ray and include eight hours of outtakes, vignettes and making-of documentaries with director commentary. And umbrellas? We don't even want to hear about them unless they can fly us around, Mary Poppins-style.