What To Do When There's No Internet At Your Office

As I write this, there is no Internet in our office. I don't know why, just one of those cruel quirks of modern life I guess: Whenever you have a literally measureless volume of work to do, the silly-yet-hopelessly vital technology that you've based your entire career on will absolutely die and be unresponsive to your prayers/pleading strings of curse-words for at least two hours.