The Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World

As a sales person, he is clairvoyant and omnipotent. He has built an impeccable reputation in the promotional products industry as a master of his craft. With each passing sales year, his legend grows. He is, The Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World.

Read of his greatness:

• He closed three sales on his way in to the office this morning alone. Two were strangers who stopped him in the street;
• His clients call just so that they can leave him a voice mail message;
• His CSR could tell you stories, oh could she ever tell you stories, but then she'd have to kill you. And she would;
• His sales manager quit out of sheer respect for his abilities;
• His bid requests are returned with three words on them: "I'll do it."
• Clients learn the cost of a job when his invoice arrives;
• Grateful customers pay immediately. In cash;
• His business card features his picture. Nothing else;
• He once punched a Buyer. That's right. You heard me;
• When someone raises an objection, he simply smiles. They apologize at once;
• His sales pitch: "You need this";
• He once turned in an expense report that simply read, "Lunches." Accounting wrote him a five figure check, no questions asked;
• When he arrives at a company, receptionists call the customer to say, "He will see you now";
• The only reason he loses a customer is death. Theirs.

He is, the Most Interesting (Sales) Man in the World.