Mike's First Blog Post

Since I'm new to the industry, I'd like to begin our relationship with a nice, honest start: This blog is going to be awesome. So awesome, that every Tuesday afternoon, you all are going run to your computers, yelling something like, “Oh man, Mike's blog is up RIGHT NOW. WHOOO!”

And while I'm indulging in truth-time, and clearly I must be since there is no lying allowed in blogs, or the Internet in general, I should say that one of my primary goals with this blog is to make it so amazing that Charles straight-up quits writing his. You can read it here, if you like, but I don't know why you would want to, since I'm going to write a poem in like three lines that is pretty much better than anything he is putting up today. Here is my poem: