Making Good on My Word

Well, compared to my last installment, this week’s blog will be quite the little ray of sunshine. At least, that’s what people call me.

I kid, but you see where I’m going with this? It’s a proven fact that a casual joke builds rapport. No need to laugh, I can’t see you. Just know I’m trying to make you feel comfortable. Because, frankly, lead poisoning doesn’t go very far in achieving the laid-back vibe I’m trying to create. And, yes, last week’s call to action had to be aired, but I’d like to choose this moment to move forward from a subject I obviously have strong feelings about and into more friendly territory. I promised you, and I quote, “The quasi-funny intro will be duly posted next week.” So, in the interest of fulfilling promises, here it is … more “quasi” than funny, and one week late. Ah, honesty.