A Trio of Terrible

In my life, there exists a triumvirate of discomfort: cold, wet and far from home. When they're experienced separately, I can deal just fine. But oh man, as a one-two-three punch of awful-ness, is there is nothing more terrible than feeling being cold, wet and far from home at the same time?

Yes, I do realize the above statement was needlessly hyperbolic—plenty of things are more terrible than that, frankly, but let's be honest. I think by now, I've established myself as a little bit of a blogging drama queen, so I'm gonna go with it.