10 Things I Learned in Dallas

I just got back from the ASI Dallas show and boy am I tired of jokes about cowboys. Since I'm currently staring down an inbox so full it's actually come alive and is clearly thinking of ways to kill me, I thought I'd bang out a quick list of some of the things I learned in Dallas this year. Think of it as my last informative gift for you, before my sentient computer strangles me to death with my crummy iMouse, growling "WHY DON'T YOU HAVE EMAIL ON YOUR PHONE YET?"